{"id":1081,"date":"2025-09-26T07:04:18","date_gmt":"2025-09-26T07:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=1081"},"modified":"2025-09-26T07:04:18","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T07:04:18","slug":"a-new-army-recruit-was-on-the-rifle-range","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=1081","title":{"rendered":"A new Army recruit was on the rifle range"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot!<\/p>\n<p>His Drill Instructor called him to attention and got in his face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s the matter with you?\u201d shouted the DI. \u201cWhy can\u2019t you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was a Cable TV repairman,\u201d replied the recruit, \u201cand I don\u2019t know why I can\u2019t hit the target. Let me see\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and then checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d the phone man said, writhing in pain, \u201cthe bullets are leaving this end here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor called him to attention and got in his face. \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter with you?\u201d shouted the DI. \u201cWhy can\u2019t you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?\u201d \u201cI was a Cable TV repairman,\u201d replied the recruit, \u201cand I &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1082,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/dfdfd.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1081"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1083,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions\/1083"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}