{"id":1502,"date":"2025-10-09T21:27:34","date_gmt":"2025-10-09T21:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=1502"},"modified":"2025-10-09T21:27:34","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T21:27:34","slug":"maid-for-a-raise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=1502","title":{"rendered":"Maid for a Raise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"70\" data-end=\"139\">The maid asked her boss\u2019s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"217\">The wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"296\">Helen: \u201cThere are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"322\">Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"348\">Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"363\">Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"430\">Helen: \u201cThe second reason is that I am a better cook than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"456\">Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"482\">Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"497\">Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"564\">Helen: \u201cThe third reason is that I am a better lover than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"608\">Wife: \u201cDid my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"642\">Helen: \u201cNo, the gardener did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"679\">Wife: \u201cSo, how much do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The maid asked her boss\u2019s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?\u201d Helen: \u201cThere are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d Helen: \u201cThe second reason &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1504,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/dfdf.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1502"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1505,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502\/revisions\/1505"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}