{"id":4009,"date":"2026-01-06T22:30:49","date_gmt":"2026-01-06T22:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=4009"},"modified":"2026-01-06T22:30:49","modified_gmt":"2026-01-06T22:30:49","slug":"a-brunette-a-redhead-and-a-blonde-were-robbing-a-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=4009","title":{"rendered":"A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"155\"><strong data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"153\">Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"288\">A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in. They quickly hid in potato sacks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"388\">The cop kicks the first bag. The brunette says, \u201cMeow.\u201d<br data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"348\" \/>The cop shrugs, \u201cOh, it\u2019s only a cat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"483\">He kicks the second bag. The redhead says, \u201cWoof, woof.\u201d<br data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"449\" \/>The cop says, \u201cIt\u2019s only a dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"537\">He kicks the third bag. The blonde says, \u201cPotato.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"542\" \/>\n<p data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"678\">A blonde walks into an appliance store and says, \u201cI\u2019d like that TV, please.\u201d<br data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"623\" \/>The cashier replies, \u201cSorry, we don\u2019t serve blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"783\">The next day, she dyes her hair black and asks for the same TV. \u201cSorry, we don\u2019t serve blondes here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"931\">The day after, she dyes it red and asks again. The cashier, exasperated, asks, \u201cWhy do you keep coming back if you know we don\u2019t serve blondes?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"1074\">Fuming, she replies, \u201cHow do you know I\u2019m blonde?\u201d<br data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"986\" \/>The cashier looks her in the eye and says, \u201cThat\u2019s not a TV\u2026 that\u2019s a microwave oven.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in. They quickly hid in potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag. The brunette says, \u201cMeow.\u201dThe cop shrugs, \u201cOh, it\u2019s only a cat.\u201d He kicks the second bag. The redhead says, \u201cWoof, woof.\u201dThe &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4010,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/re5-5.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4009"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4011,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4009\/revisions\/4011"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}