{"id":4312,"date":"2026-01-14T21:35:24","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T21:35:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=4312"},"modified":"2026-01-14T21:35:24","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T21:35:24","slug":"billy-bob-tried-to-sell-his-old-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=4312","title":{"rendered":"Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"112\"><strong data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"112\">Billy Bob and the Truck<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"203\">Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck, but no one wanted it because it had 250,000 miles.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"295\">A friend said, \u201cI know a guy who can roll the odometer back to 50,000 \u2014 but it\u2019s illegal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"335\">Billy Bob didn\u2019t care and had it done.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"402\">Two weeks later, his friend asked, \u201cSo, did you sell your truck?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"476\">Billy Bob replied, \u201cSell it? Why would I? It only has 50,000 miles now!\u201d<\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"481\" \/>\n<p data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"501\"><strong data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"501\">The Salt Truck<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"630\">A trucker stops at a red light. A blonde taps on his window and says,<br data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"575\" \/>\u201cHi, I\u2019m Heather, and you\u2019re losing some of your load.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"647\">He ignores her.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"686\">At the next light, she says it again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"786\">Finally, the trucker says,<br data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"717\" \/>\u201cHi Heather, I\u2019m Kevin. It\u2019s snowing \u2014 and I\u2019m driving a salt truck.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"791\" \/>\n<p data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"806\"><strong data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"806\">The Ducks<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"858\">A cop pulls over a man with a truck full of ducks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"903\">\u201cTake them to the zoo,\u201d the officer orders.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"990\">The next day, the cop sees the same truck \u2014 but now the ducks are wearing sunglasses.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1043\">\u201cI told you to take them to the zoo!\u201d the cop says.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1102\">The man grins. \u201cI did. Now they want to go to the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1106\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Billy Bob and the Truck Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck, but no one wanted it because it had 250,000 miles. A friend said, \u201cI know a guy who can roll the odometer back to 50,000 \u2014 but it\u2019s illegal.\u201d Billy Bob didn\u2019t care and had it done. Two weeks later, his friend &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4313,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/4-5.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4314,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312\/revisions\/4314"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}