I was on a strict diet and brought my own smoothie ingredients to work every morning \u2014 pre-portioned fruit, protein powder, almond milk. Nothing fancy. Just enough to keep me on track.<\/p>\n
And then they started disappearing.<\/p>\n
At first it was small. A missing banana. Half a container of berries. I told myself I miscounted. Then it kept happening. Containers lighter. Sometimes completely gone.<\/p>\n
I didn\u2019t complain. I didn\u2019t email the office. I paid attention.<\/p>\n
Every time my food vanished, one coworker \u2014 let\u2019s call him Greg \u2014 magically had a smoothie ten minutes later. Loudly slurping it. Joking about how \u201csomeone left great stuff in the fridge.\u201d<\/p>\n
So one night, I made a special batch.<\/p>\n
Same labeled container. My name on it. Inside: unsweetened protein powder, plain kefir, turmeric, cayenne, ginger, and a heroic dose of fiber supplement.<\/p>\n
Healthy? Yes.
Drinkable? Barely.<\/p>\n
The next morning, Greg walked past my desk with a smoothie.<\/p>\n
He took one sip. Then another. Then froze.<\/p>\n
Five minutes later, he was pacing.
Ten minutes later, he vanished into the restroom.<\/p>\n
That afternoon he came to my desk, red-faced.<\/p>\n
\u201cUh\u2026 I think I accidentally drank your smoothie.\u201d<\/p>\n
I said, \u201cThat\u2019s why I label my food.\u201d<\/p>\n
He never touched my stuff again.<\/p>\n
Neither did anyone else.<\/p>\n
Sometimes respect doesn\u2019t come from meetings or emails.<\/p>\n
Sometimes it comes from a very memorable smoothie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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