{"id":617,"date":"2025-09-17T09:08:17","date_gmt":"2025-09-17T09:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=617"},"modified":"2025-09-17T09:08:17","modified_gmt":"2025-09-17T09:08:17","slug":"l-johnny-and-darkest-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/?p=617","title":{"rendered":"L.Johnny and Darkest Secret"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and it is very easy to earn money from them by saying, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and when he is greeted by his mother, he says: \u201cI know the whole truth\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>His mom quickly gives him $20 and says, \u201cDon\u2019t tell your dad.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-13\"><\/div>\n<p>The boy happily waits for his father to come home from work and greets him with, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The father immediately gives him $40 and says, \u201cPlease don\u2019t tell the secret to your mother.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny is very happy to go to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, \u201cSo come give your real father a big hug.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\">\n<div data-cptid=\"1539520_timelesslife.info_300x250_Carpet\">\n<div id=\"1539520_timelesslife.info_300x250_Carpet\" data-gninstavoid=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and it is very easy to earn money from them by saying, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and when he is greeted by his mother, he &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":618,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/508652072_640955328720584_6201723718852572137_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":619,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions\/619"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestorybuffering.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}