One afternoon, while Johnny\u2019s mom was relaxing in a warm bath, little Johnny suddenly walked into the bathroom. His eyes filled with curiosity as he noticed something unusual on her body.<\/p>\n
\u201cMom,\u201d he asked innocently, \u201cwhat\u2019s that fuzzy patch below your belly button?\u201d Caught off guard but staying calm, she gently replied, \u201cThat\u2019s called a bush, sweetheart.\u201dThe next day, Johnny once again walked in unannounced\u2014this time while his father was taking a shower. Something else caught his attention, and he just had to ask.
\n\u201cDad,\u201d he said curiously, \u201cwhat\u2019s that big long thing hanging between your legs?\u201d His father chuckled and answered simply, \u201cThat\u2019s called a snake, son.<\/p>\n
A few days later, Johnny walked into the bathroom again and saw his mom in the tub. His curiosity hadn\u2019t faded, and this time, he noticed something else.
\n\u201cMom,\u201d he asked, \u201cwhat are those two saggy things hanging above your belly button?\u201d With a warm smile, she replied, \u201cThose are my headlights, sweetie.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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